Since most strip clubs just exist to make less-than-sober men relinquish large sums of money so they can, if only for a fleeting moment, feel like they're not associate financial consultants at mid-sized regional banks, they can be rather depressing places of business. But surely there are some that are great, that don't make you feel like you're doing something kind of creepy, where you can leave with your head held high To help you find which ones fit that bill, our crack team of researchers made a big sacrifice and scoured the nation, from New York to LA, from Portland to Miami, to find the best places to watch women disrobe, and these are the top Either way, though, great club!
In a spaceship. On the roof of a strip club. God bless, Tampa. A foot from your blood-covered plate. Because the stages are also the tables. And because this place rules.
Oh, and the brunch is good! There are naked women there too. Atlanta, GA While there was a time when the idea of fine dining in strip clubs made about as much sense as selling fine wine at a NASCAR race, the folks at Alluvia in this high-end Atlanta strip joint were pioneers when they opened in The service is laid back and friendly, most of the dancers double as Suicide Girls and are just as happy cracking wise as they are casually no pressure!
Case in point: Stripperoke, where you take the stage and belt out the song of your choice and heavily tatted girls disrobe. And were that not Portland enough, the place also holds infamous bikini car washes in the Summer Because nothing gets the juices flowing like watching scantily clad beauties hose off a St. Among other things. The dancers -- who are a minimum of 21 years old -- also compete for an annual college scholarship confusingly, since they are a minimum of 21, but, whatever, COLLEGE!
That's all while you chow down on actually-delicious food from chef Jose Luis Nieto. Las Vegas, NV You think a metro of 18 million people like Los Angeles would have more hot girls who wanted to take off their clothes for money, and could rate more than one club on this list. The place often feels like a burlesque comedy show, with dancers feeding an on-stage jukebox and cracking endless jokes, even as they hang upside-down and let gravity take over jiggle-duty. But you know what would make them, like, the greatest places ever since those mini-airport hotel rooms?
We can still wear T-shirts in the pool, though, right? People still do that? Las Vegas, NV This may be the only club in America that does the impossible and gives you the best chance of not having to drop a grand to maybe get to hang out with a girl at a strip club, post-strip-club.
Olympic Gardens OG , sets up the perfect scene; with an all-male revue going on upstairs, females get all hot and worked up and then journey downstairs to see, oh wait, you. Atlanta, GA If T. This spot is a favorite of not only Mr. And Drake. Drake comes here a lot, too. They tend to be the fun ones. No wonder Howard Stern has his own private room.
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